Thursday, June 19, 2008

Orientation


Well my little dharmites, in the latest poll you elected a man of great mystery. We know little about him, not even his real name (as he has used 3 different aliases so far). He comes in at the most interesting times and makes us fervently scratch our heads. Our typical response to his appearances is "What the heck is going on here?". So far, it appears all the directions he's given us have been placebos. Diversions for people trapped in an experiment. In his younger days, I'm almost certain he could have been found collecting sauce packets and hiding in drawers, just for the sake of making people question reality.

This all makes perfect sense Dr. Marvin Candle/Edgar Halliwax/Mark Wickmund is none other than the future Kenton. Behold, Dr. Kenton Candlewaxwicksen (starring Harrold the hedgehog as Rabbit #15). (PS sorry, this face placement is pretty disturbing, i just didn't have the full 3/4 angle of Kenton's face.)

5 comments:

justbeez said...

Disturbing.

I've always wondered about the candle references in those aliases . . .

Keelin said...

Sorry, but this photo is not the lawstsome quality I have come to expect. :(

jonna said...

well, brother of kenton, provide me a better kenton shot and redeem myself I shall. (I just went all Yoda in the last part of that sentence.)

DIRKADIRKA said...

Kenton, I think you should feature this photo on your blog I'm sure your fans would get a kick out of it.

KENTON"S PHOTO BLOG

Keelin said...

I would get you a picture . . . but I think he has some pictures of me that I would not want published, so I had better not for right now.

Dirk, Kenton is in East Asia right now, so I don't think he's going to see this for a while.