Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Smoke JONster





So maybe you voted Jonna as Claire for her light wavy hair and laser blue eyes that cut like a knife...but really folks.... Jonster, the smoke monster, is our very own security monster.... a friend to HR... keeping the peace and laying down the law.... she comes in a fury and will take you down if you don't follow the rules of the Island. Rule number one being: NO BEATS, NO BUTTS and lots of coconuts!

So LOST friends, here, today, we give you The Smoke JONster.

– Dirk and Alena

8 comments:

be s+ark said...

claire is/was lame. long live smokey.

DIRKADIRKA said...

ditto.

TuMadre said...

Smoke+Monster+WhoopeeCushion+DVD= Smoke Jonster

jonna said...

wow. i was just hoping i could be a person. i don't even know what i am! also, it should be noted that i don't take orders from ben. whatever. claire is cool, and from the end of Cabin Fever, getting cooler.

PS remember what happened to eko, suckers!

jonna said...

PS, that photoshop job is unimpressive.

Pam said...

Geez Jonna, you turned me into a dude and you dont hear me complainin!

DIRKADIRKA said...

Yeah, Pam, I think its called: Bitterness and a Double Standard!

Keelin Jacobsen said...

The Jonster is awesome.