Monday, May 19, 2008

If Dirk Were on Lost…

Well, the people have spoken and overwhelmingly think that Dirk needs to find a tub of Dharma Brand Ranch Dressing and get to gulping!

Dude bro! He's Hurley… Apparently Hurley with a splash of Eko and a pinch of Jack and absolutely no Sayid whatsoever. In Dirley's defense I think it has everything to do with word choice (dudes and bros and whatnot), and not physical likeness. That said, I have all the more reason to give the people what they want! And what do the people want? Obviously they want Dirk as Hurley, friends, I give you "Dirley (dude bro)".

8 comments:

DIRKADIRKA said...

A pinch of Sayid would complete this high honor…

I would like to thank my mom, Alicia, and my 4th grade teacher who told me I could achieve anything through hard work.

jonna said...

I hope you win the lottery!

TuMadre said...

Finally, someone else gets a bad Hurley photo workshop job done on their mug.

Keelin Jacobsen said...

Make sure you keep the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42 away from Dirk.

jonna said...

Too late… He's been asking "Dave" to do all his video jobs.

Keelin Jacobsen said...

Dirley, when you win the lottery, and don't want the money, can you flow a little bit my way?

Mrs. Bundy said...

Dirley, are you seeing dead people?

DIRKADIRKA said...

yes, and Claire is next!